karna cuman meneng thok alias gakkemana-mana…….

*heh? sapa yang ultah? koka da kabar burung?*

Adam Air Captain Speaking

“Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain speaking.

Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on
board of adam Air.

We apologize for the eight-days delay in taking off,
it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had
to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta. Landing there is
not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
Central Java . And, if luck is in our favor, we may
even be landing on your village!

adam Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety
standards are so high, that even terrorists are
afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this
year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their
destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off !

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the
only airline who can help you find out if there
really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the television.

However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to another airways, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the
cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any
smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning
system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to
fly as close as possible for the best view. If
however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For
those of you who can’t find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

And, for those of you who can’t find a seat,
do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase.”

At the end we would like to say “Enjoy your flight and Enjoy Adam Air”